...what kids say about the bible:

* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the
world, so he took the Sabbath off.

* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

* Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

* Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.

* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

* The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with
the unsympathetic Genitals.

* Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel
like Delilah.

* Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.

* The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

* The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

* Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
still and he obeyed him. my favorite!

* David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the
Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

* Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

* When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus,
she sang the Magna Carta.

* When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in
the manager.

* Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before
they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone."

* It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
tombstone off the entrance.

* The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

* One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

* St. Paul cavorted to Christianity.
He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Temptations...

We often use words we can't fully define.
What is temptation? Is it the same as compromise?
Is it wrong to be tempted? Does it make you less of a believer?
Everyone is tempted to do or try something they shouldnt.
The question is, if you are tempted, how far will you go?
Would you be able to resist or will you find yourself weakening?
I guess it all depends on the individual and what one is tempted to do,
the severity of the act and of course, the consequences involved.
Take a moment to think...have you ever been tempted?
Let the stories begin:(share them)

To the faint hearted...

The picture says it all